Looking Like You've Been Beaten...

...probably not the best way to make friends.

Dear Tufts Conference Bureau,

Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie

(That's not me, that's from Google Images, but with more smaller bruising)
Thanks for the 21 bruises and the domestic abuse suspicion.  Love you.
Gabrielle